Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on February 24, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Dwayne Allen! From your impressive NFL debut with the Indianapolis Colts in 2012 to becoming a reliable tight end known for clutch catches and powerful blocks, you've always been someone fans could count on. Your ability to snag touchdowns under pressure made Sundays unforgettable—though we're still debating if defenders ever recovered from trying to tackle you!

Here's hoping this birthday is as epic as those highlight-reel moments when you bulldozed through defenses like they were cardboard cutouts. May your celebrations be filled with laughter, cake—and absolutely no defensive linemen chasing after you today. Cheers to another year of greatness!