40 years old (Born on September 21, 1984)
Happy Birthday, Dwayne Bowe! You're still catching touchdowns in our hearts faster than defenders could catch you back in 2010. Remember that epic season when you snagged 15 touchdown passes? Chiefs fans sure do—defensive backs probably still have nightmares about it!From being a first-round pick in 2007 to becoming Kansas City's leading receiver, you've always had hands stickier than birthday cake frosting. Here's hoping your special day is filled with as much excitement and celebration as Arrowhead Stadium after one of your legendary catches. Keep smiling, keep celebrating, and remember: age is just another defender you'll easily outrun!