Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on March 24, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Dylan Hartley! From your early days tackling opponents at Worcester to becoming Northampton's fearless hooker, you've always shown us how rugby is truly played—with grit, determination and the occasional cheeky grin. Your journey from New Zealand roots to captaining England has been nothing short of legendary; who else could make scrums look like a graceful dance?

Whether leading England onto Twickenham turf or lifting trophies with Saints, you've given fans countless unforgettable moments. May your birthday be filled with fewer yellow cards than usual and more cake slices than lineout throws—because even tough guys deserve sweet victories!