Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on April 19, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Dylan Ratigan! May your special day be filled with fewer greedy bastards and more cake—though we know you'd probably prefer exposing corporate shenanigans over blowing out candles. Your fiery MSNBC rants remain legendary; nobody else can make financial reform sound quite so entertaining.

From hosting your own show to penning a bestselling book aptly titled "Greedy Bastards," you've always had the courage to call it like you see it. Here's hoping this year brings even greater success—and perhaps another bestseller? After all, the world never runs short of material for someone as sharp-witted as you!