Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 19, 1991)

Happy birthday, Dylan Remick! You've defended goals with more precision than most people defend their Netflix passwords. Since kicking off your MLS journey in 2013 with Seattle Sounders FC, your tireless runs up and down the field have surely worn out your opponents quicker than our smartphone batteries.

Cheers to another year of epic tackles, speed races down the wing, and impressing us all on the pitch. May you have more victories ahead—not just over rival strikers—but also against aging gracefully. Keep scoring big laughs even while stopping attackers dead in their tracks. Wishing you a ball-kicking good birthday!