Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on May 14, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Dyson Heppell! From your dazzling debut with Essendon in 2011 to snagging the AFLCA Best Young Player award in 2012, you've been kicking goals (literally and figuratively) ever since. Watching you weave through midfield traffic is like watching someone gracefully dodge responsibility on a Monday morning—effortless and inspiring!

Here's hoping your birthday celebrations are as legendary as your flowing locks and as memorable as those clutch moments you've delivered on the field. Keep bringing that infectious energy to every game; after all, age is just a number—but tackles avoided and goals scored are forever! Cheers!