Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on March 23, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Earl! From lighting up Vanderbilt's field to catching touchdowns for the Bears, you've always had hands stickier than birthday cake frosting. Your legendary catches made defenders dizzy and fans ecstatic—Chicago still remembers your clutch grabs like they happened yesterday!

Now that you're celebrating another trip around the sun, may your day be filled with fewer tackles and more candles (though at this point you might need a fire extinguisher!). Keep running life's routes smoothly; after all these years, you're still our favorite receiver who never drops an opportunity to shine.

Cheers to many more end-zone dances ahead!