Let's make this birthday one to remember.

86 years old (Born on January 31, 1939)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Earl Faison! You've always tackled life head-on—literally. From bulldozing offenses in your rookie season back in '61 and snagging AFL Rookie of the Year honors, you taught quarterbacks the real meaning of "rush hour," long before traffic jams became trendy.

Five consecutive AFL All-Star selections later, and we still can't decide what's more impressive: your devastating defensive brilliance or how awesomely consistent you've been blowing out candles each year! So here's wishing a timeless legend another amazing birthday; may this celebration leave rival linemen jealous of just how gracefully you keep aging with style!