60 years old (Born on April 21, 1965)
Happy Birthday, Ed Belfour! You're still making saves against Father Time better than anyone guarded the net in your legendary Stanley Cup run with Dallas. Your glove hand was quicker than my Wi-Fi connection—truly timeless!From winning two Vezina trophies to hoisting hockey's holy grail back in '99, you've given fans countless unforgettable moments on ice. Even retirement can't dull that eagle-eyed intensity you're famous for; rumor has it birthday candles tremble when you approach.
Here's wishing a goalie whose reflexes defied physics another year of happiness and laughter—you've earned every celebration coming your way today!