Let's make this birthday one to remember.

50 years old (Born on December 26, 1975)

Happy Birthday, Ed Stafford! To the man who casually strolled along the entire Amazon River—because apparently marathons weren't challenging enough—you've truly set a Guinness World Record in redefining "taking a walk." Your epic journey through jungles and rivers has inspired countless adventurers (and couch potatoes) worldwide.

May your birthday be filled with fewer mosquitoes than your legendary trek, more cake slices than river crossings, and plenty of laughter as you recall those unforgettable moments. Here's to another year of adventures that make us all wonder if you're secretly part superhero or just incredibly determined. Cheers to you!