64 years old (Born on May 03, 1960)
Happy Birthday, Ed Werder! You're the MVP of NFL reporting—always delivering news faster than a Patrick Mahomes touchdown pass and smoother than Tom Brady's hair. Your insightful sideline updates have become as legendary as your mustache; both timeless classics that never disappoint.From breaking down Cowboys drama to expertly navigating ESPN broadcasts, you've tackled every story with precision worthy of an instant replay review. May this birthday bring you fewer overtime deadlines and more celebrations sweeter than a Super Bowl victory dance!
Here's hoping your special day is filled with laughter louder than Jerry Jones' press conferences—and cake that's richer in flavor (and less controversial) than any referee call!