Let's make this birthday one to remember.

69 years old (Born on February 24, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Eddie Murray! You're the legendary switch-hitter who swung for both fences and history books. With 504 career home runs, you didn't just hit baseballs—you launched them into orbit! Eight All-Star appearances and a World Series Championship with the Orioles in '83? Clearly, greatness was your favorite teammate.

Your iconic mustache alone deserves its own Hall of Fame plaque. Thanks for giving Baltimore fans unforgettable memories and pitchers nightmares. May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no curveballs (you've handled enough). Here's to another year as timeless as your swing—smooth from either side!