91 years old (Born on December 31, 1933)
Happy birthday, Edward! Just like Max Dembo in "Straight Time," you've managed to pull off the impossible—capturing our attention without handcuffs or stolen goods. Your stories always keep us glued, proving crime may not pay—but storytelling surely does!Seriously, your recent successes remind us that life after a daring escape can truly be rewarding. Here's hoping this birthday is less dramatic than Max's prison breaks but just as memorable. May you continue breaking rules only on-screen and stealing hearts rather than jewelry from now on.
Keep being legendary—just without any parole officer following! Happy Birthday!
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