Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on October 16, 1991)

Happy birthday, Edward! Another year and still rocking gravity-defying hairstyles—scientists are baffled; your hair alone defies all known laws of physics. Your infectious energy in Jedward’s performances remains unmatched; honestly, we're convinced you're secretly powered by glitter, unicorns, and pure Irish magic.

From Eurovision adventures to legendary reality TV moments—you’ve never failed to entertain us with your charming antics and quirky charisma. Here's wishing you yet another fantastic journey filled with success (and a hairspray sponsorship deal perhaps?). You truly make life brighter—keep sparkling like the star that you undeniably are! Stay awesome (as if that's ever been an issue!).