Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on May 16, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Edward Tollemache! Another year older, yet still gracefully waiting in line as heir apparent—your patience rivals even the most dedicated tea drinker awaiting their kettle. Your noble charm and wit continue to delight us all; surely your ability to navigate family gatherings with regal poise deserves its own royal commendation.

This past year has seen you carry the Tollemache legacy with style and humor, proving once again that nobility isn't just about titles but also about mastering the subtle art of politely nodding at endless garden parties. Here's wishing you another splendid year filled with laughter, success, and fewer awkward silences at formal dinners!