Let's make this birthday one to remember.

93 years old (Born on December 02, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Edwin Meese! It's not every day someone gets to celebrate another year by citing their age as a legal precedent. From your distinguished tenure as Attorney General under President Reagan—when "briefs" were something you wore and subpoenas weren't party invitations—you've set quite the standard.

Your tireless dedication to educating new generations of excited (and somewhat terrified) law students has ensured that oral arguments aren’t just what happens at Thanksgiving dinner anymore. Thank you for all the wisdom you've shared in books, classrooms, and courtrooms alike—and congrats on continuing to make even constitutional debates entertaining!

Cheers!