Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on August 08, 1965)

Happy Birthday, El Hefe! You're the only trumpeter who can shred guitar solos while simultaneously making punk rockers question their life choices. From "Punk in Drublic" to your epic riffs on "The Decline," you've proven that brass instruments and punk guitars go together like mohawks and questionable tattoos.

Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as NOFX's relentless energy during "The War on Errorism." May you continue defying musical logic, inspiring chaos-filled mosh pits, and reminding us all never to take ourselves too seriously—because clearly you don't either. Keep rocking (and blowing) loud enough for another decade of hilarious rebellion!