Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on April 18, 1972)

Happy Birthday to the Bear Jew himself, Eli Roth! Whether you're swinging baseball bats in "Inglourious Basterds" or terrifying audiences with your chilling horror films, you've always known how to leave a lasting impression. Your talent for blending suspense and humor has made cinema unforgettable—and slightly traumatizing—in all the best ways.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much excitement and success as your iconic roles have brought us thrills (and nightmares). May your birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no surprise visits from vengeful hostel guests. Keep making movies that scare us silly—cheers!