Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on February 13, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Eliaquim Mangala! From your rock-solid defending at Porto since 2011 to proudly representing France on the international stage from 2013 onward, you've always been a master of keeping attackers frustrated and goalkeepers smiling. Your tackles are legendary—rumor has it strikers still wake up in cold sweats remembering their encounters with you!

Here's wishing that this year brings as much joy and success as when you lifted trophies or shut down world-class forwards effortlessly. May your celebrations today be smoother than your slide tackles—and may no cake ever slip past your defensive line! Cheers to another fantastic season ahead!