Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on June 22, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Senator Elizabeth Warren! May your special day be filled with more joy than a Wall Street banker finding an unexpected loophole—though we know you'd close it faster than they could blink. Your fearless advocacy and no-nonsense approach have made you the superhero of financial oversight; even Batman would envy your ability to keep big banks in check.

From chairing the Congressional Oversight Panel after the 2008 crisis to passionately championing consumer rights as Massachusetts' senator since 2013, you've consistently fought for fairness and accountability. Here's hoping this year brings fewer hearings—and maybe just one relaxing birthday cake audit instead!