Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on March 01, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Elvin Bethea! You spent your career chasing quarterbacks and making offensive linemen reconsider their life choices. With eight Pro Bowls and a First Team All-Pro nod in 1975, you didn't just play football—you gave opposing offenses nightmares that lasted decades.

Even today, quarterbacks probably wake up sweating from flashbacks of your relentless pursuit on the field. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer tackles but plenty of cake—after all those years terrorizing opponents for the Houston Oilers (1968–1983), you've earned it! Cheers to another year as legendary off-field as you were unstoppable on it.