Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on April 29, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Emilio Orozco! From your first MLS steps with Chivas USA in 2013 to becoming a defensive powerhouse, you've always known how to keep attackers guessing. Rumor has it forwards still wake up at night sweating from nightmares of trying—and failing—to get past you!

Here's wishing the defender who makes tackles look like dance moves another fantastic year ahead. May your celebrations be as smooth and memorable as those epic clearances on the pitch. Keep shining bright—because let's face it, soccer fields everywhere need more defenders named Emilio making strikers reconsider their career choices!