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Juliana Monroy

South Park fan gifting her with a party activity: a customizable script for the most uproariously hilarious episode that not even her ex could ever imagine! Allowing participants the freedom to create! Wouldn't that be sweet showing each-other's interpretations or if it inspires a completely different episode, why not? :-) Happy Half-Century Day, Emma! May it be a positively unforgettable day! (actually, according to the following plot you already had that day, but whatever...!) =) Enjoy! Love, -Juliana Monroy Title: telling priests to beware of making fun of Church (inspired by the after-effects of my mom's having X-ed-out my Flex-feminine-product-commercial window i'd left open.) #BadPriestsHavingFun #Corona #ChinatoItalytrain #train #SexFriendlyPeriodProduct #NewYorkLevelDirty #id #voterID Scene 1: New girl in school with a baby in her bag-pack has strange behavior and a strange story to go along with it. Gets invited over (to somebody's house...?) to tell her story, thus involving Randy, Liane, and any other sex-addict-adults they know and proceed to spread the word to (via social media, of course!). Scene 2: Audience gathers (big audience? online? due to Corona? nobody has an excuse not to attend...?), and she begins. Scene 3: Fades into someplace in Westchester County, NY several years ago Two Catholic church priests in South-Eastern New-York-State in pre-corona days decide to create rolled-up hosts. In the shape of little loaves of bread, allows fitting of finger inside, thus allowing countless stimulated blow-jobs of both genders. Makes them especially wanna look forward to when their 20th-century uniformed school-kids come in, reminding one of them of his own pOSITIVE K-12, Catholic-School experiences. scene 3a: one of them dreams particularly of the girls, especially, dressed in knee, shoulder, & cleavage-revealing/suggesting dress-code. Pictures himself going "honk-honk" to one of them. Scene 4: Takes place with an innocent, middle-school-aged girl who'd almost OD'd the previous night after her parents got back from their hour-and-a-half return trip North from down in their favorite heroin-epidemic-laden city of Middletown, NJ and, as per usual, dropped some "new blend" stuff into her food, so as to engage better with their daughter. They then go to Easter Vigil. Upon reaching the front of the line, she chooses to receive in her hand, instead. Her phone beeps that it's time for her period. Instantly recognizing it, and having very recently seen an advertisement for a new feminine product, shoves It all the way in, sits down, and relaxes. Scene 5: Gets pregnant with zero signs. For the entire nine months, no barfing, no unusual cramps, and kicks so light they go unnoticed. Always knows what to eat and always gets it from her parents; merely needs to mention one of the countless code words available in a liquor, tobbacco, or vape store lingo. #illegalPot Scene 6: Baby is born while leaning forward, (doing the usual) squatting in bathtub. hears loving wimpers all of the sudden... and then looks down. Scene 7: fades back into reality Starts depicting scenes of incredibly positive behavior. Baby, in the background, is messing around with Mommy's phone. scene 7a: or later. Kyle gains an interest in pre-schooler's ingeniousity with the phone, as well as with business - thus explaining why Mommy's cards never fail to have enough dough on them to support him. Baby later communicates to Kyle that when he grows up, his wants to be an honest businessman, which grows Kyle's love for him. (commercial break) Scene 8: News spreads. Eventually reaching the local Catholic schools, which then gets it passed out to others throughout the country. Scene 9: A local parent then notices Catholic churches throughout the country are losing female students in record numbers due to single-motherhood. Babies' DNA gets tested. Never matches any suspected males, neither classmates, nor teachers; process becomes so casual that somebody (with Randy's level of chillness) is asking every last boy in their locality to cooperate with doing a test. scene 9a: Certain messed-up parents (e.g. in states such as NY, NJ, AR) argue against the test as the perfect opportunity to get their young buck to enjoy the feeling of fear that he now must become a dad. #provide Certain older male NJ relatives recollect what they call a similar discomfort; being forced to get the Hepatitis B vaccine in order to avoid interruption of continuing their latter two years of Catholic high-school. Scene 10: Embryo banks' scores across the country start steadily dropping as guaranteed pregnancy's start mysteriously failing. Scene 11: Concludes with some girls putting their babies up for adoption via New Jersey's non-profit, BirthWrong. - Juliana Monroy (4 years ago)