Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on April 11, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Enner Valencia! You're faster than a Pachuca counterattack and sharper than your legendary headers. Ever since you joined the Ecuadorian national team in 2012, you've been scoring goals like they're going out of style—luckily for us fans, they never do!

From your dazzling debut at Pachuca in 2014 to becoming Ecuador's all-time top scorer at the World Cup stage, you've given defenders nightmares and goalkeepers sleepless nights. May this birthday bring you as much joy as that unforgettable hat-trick against Honduras or those electrifying runs down the pitch.

Keep kicking goals—and aging gracefully offside!