Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on April 25, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Eric Bristow! You're the only guy who can throw sharp objects in a crowded room and still get applause. Five-time World Champion—clearly you’ve mastered darts better than most of us have mastered walking straight lines!

From your legendary victories at Lakeside to inspiring countless players worldwide, you've truly hit life's bullseye every time. Your precision on stage is matched only by your wit off it; we’re pretty sure even birthday candles tremble when you're around.

Here's hoping this year brings as much joy as that unforgettable moment you clinched yet another championship title. Cheers to many more perfect throws ahead!