Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on June 13, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Eric Heisserer! You're the master of suspense who dared to rewrite a classic and somehow made us fear snowstorms even more. Your remake of "The Thing" didn't just chill our bones—it froze them solid with terror (and we loved every minute). Who knew paranoia could be so entertaining?

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer shape-shifting aliens and more cake-shaped treats. May you continue crafting stories that haunt our dreams in all the best ways possible—because let's face it, nobody does creepy isolation quite like you do.

Cheers to another year scaring audiences silly!