Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 23, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Eric-Maxim Choupo-Moting! From your dazzling debut with Mainz 05 in 2011 to becoming a key striker for Cameroon since 2010, you've always known how to score goals—and smiles. Whether it's netting crucial strikes or pulling off impossible comebacks (we still remember that epic PSG-to-Bayern journey!), you keep fans guessing and goalkeepers stressing.

Here's wishing the man who turned football unpredictability into an art form another year of spectacular finishes and unforgettable celebrations. May your birthday be as legendary as your knack for scoring when it matters most—just please don't celebrate by accidentally blocking any teammate's shots today!