Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on November 28, 1942)

Happy Birthday, General Shinseki! As a four-star Army general who gracefully led our troops and bravely took charge as Secretary of Veterans Affairs under President Obama, your fierce determination and unwavering commitment to service have truly set the standard. We salute you—not just because it's proper protocol—but mostly because you're exceptionally awesome.

May this birthday bring laughter brighter than polished boots and joy more abundant than army rations on Thanksgiving. Here's hoping your cake is easier to manage than military bureaucracy—and comes without memos attached!

Cheers to many more years full of honors well-earned and days filled with happiness—you've certainly earned it, sir!