Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on November 10, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Eric Thames! From smashing baseballs into orbit with the Blue Jays in 2010 to making waves with the Mariners in 2012, you've always swung for the fences—sometimes literally out of stadiums. Your power at bat is legendary; rumor has it NASA tracks your home runs just to avoid collisions.

Here's hoping your birthday celebration is as epic as that time you crushed eleven homers in a single month back when pitchers trembled at your approach. May this year bring you more success and fewer curveballs—unless you're planning on sending those flying too! Keep swinging big, Eric!