Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on October 18, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Eric! Another year calculated perfectly—no surprise from a mathematician who makes hedge fund management look easier than basic algebra. Your insights at Natron Group have been sharper than ever; rumor has it even your coffee breaks involve solving equations most of us can't pronounce.

Here's to another orbit around the sun filled with groundbreaking theories and economic wizardry that leave Wall Street scratching their heads in awe (and slight confusion). May this birthday bring you infinite happiness—or at least as close as mathematically possible without breaking any fundamental laws!

Cheers to many more successful years ahead!