53 years old (Born on June 12, 1972)
Happy birthday, Erik—or should I say Lizardman! You've spent another year shedding your skin and making the world gasp in awe. From tattooed scales to forked tongues—your dedication to freaky fabulousness continues unmatched!Cheers for keeping us entertained with jaw-dropping acts—from sword swallowing performances that make audiences squirm happily uncomfortable—to showcasing those legendary split tongue tricks nobody dares imitate (at least not successfully). May this coming year bring you even bigger stages, louder applause—and plenty of unsuspecting victims surprised by reptilian mischief.
Keep dazzling crowds everywhere; may life’s circus always spotlight its most captivating Lizardman superstar proudly center stage!
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