Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on May 25, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Erin! You're faster down the slopes than most of us are at deciding what to watch on Netflix. Ever since your Olympic debut in Vancouver 2010, you've been carving turns and making history—proving that gravity is just a suggestion when you're racing downhill.

Here's wishing you another year filled with podium finishes, epic powder days, and fewer wipeouts (though let's be honest—they make great stories). Keep inspiring us all by chasing speed records while we chase after our lost ski poles. Cheers to more adventures ahead—you truly put the "ski" in Mielzynski!