Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on January 22, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Erin O'Toole! From navigating Canadian airspace as a Royal Canadian Air Force captain to expertly steering debates in Canada's House of Commons—your talent for handling turbulent situations is unmatched. Whether you're keeping cool under political fire or skillfully debating policies, you’ve truly perfected the art of flying smoothly through life's trickier air currents.

Transitioning seamlessly from military uniform to lawyer’s robes and then parliamentary benches demonstrates impressive versatility—and possibly an appreciation for career moves requiring excellent conflict-resolution skills! On your special day, may your celebrations be debate-free and include unanimous support from both sides—for cake servings at least. Happy birthday!