Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on October 29, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Ernie! You've drafted more legends than most people draft fantasy teams. From your days steering the Baltimore Colts and Cleveland Browns to masterminding those unforgettable New York Giants moments—like snagging Eli Manning—you've always had an eye for talent sharper than a referee spotting pass interference.

Your legacy is timeless; after all, not everyone can say they built championship-winning rosters while rocking suits that screamed "football genius." May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching Tom Coughlin hoist Lombardi trophies—and may your cake be sweeter than beating Dallas on their home turf!

Cheers to many more touchdowns ahead!