Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on January 01, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Ernie Fosselius! May your day be filled with more laughs than a flying toaster spaceship and fewer mishaps than an intergalactic waffle iron. Your legendary parody "Hardware Wars" remains timeless proof that the Force is strong—even in kitchen appliances.

Though you've chosen to stay humorously hidden away like a Jedi hermit, your comedic genius continues to inspire generations of filmmakers who dare spoof blockbuster sagas. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as audiences felt watching eggbeaters duel lightsabers—because let's face it: nobody does satire quite like you do. Keep laughing and stay quirky!