Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on January 01, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Ethan White! From your early days defending the net with D.C. United to your impressive moves with Philadelphia Union, you've always known how to keep attackers guessing—and fans cheering. Your defensive skills are sharper than a referee's whistle and smoother than a perfectly executed slide tackle.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices! May you continue to outsmart forwards, inspire teammates, and remind us all that defenders truly have the best footwork—both on the pitch and on the dance floor. Keep kicking goals (figuratively speaking), Ethan—you're a legend!