Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 02, 1986)

Happy birthday, Evan Crawford! It's safe to say your pitching skills dazzled us from the first game with the Toronto Blue Jays back in 2012. Your sneaky fastball and blistering curve left batters scratching their heads, while we fans cheered wildly—mostly because you made winning seem cooler than maple syrup on pancakes.

Here's hoping your special day feels like that electrifying MLB debut: filled with excitement, outstanding performances, and perhaps just a little friendly heckling from teammates who wish they were half as awesome as you!

Cheers to another year of laughter and timeless memories—you're still throwing perfect celebrations!