Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on August 18, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Evan Gattis! From smashing home runs for the Atlanta Braves in 2013 to launching baseballs deep into orbit, your epic beard and lumberjack-like swing instantly became legendary. Who knew that playing catcher could look so effortlessly cool—especially when combined with a stare intense enough to scare any pitcher?

Whether delivering clutch postseason heroics or rocking that fearless expression behind the plate, every moment you've given fans has been unforgettable (and highly intimidating). Here's wishing you another year of greatness—or at least one more opportunity to crush a ball so hard it becomes NASA's next launch vehicle. Enjoy your day!