Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on June 17, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Evan Katz! Time flies faster than Jack Bauer saving the world—for the hundredth time. Your brilliant screenwriting on “24” proved to us all that sleep is overrated, and every ticking clock needs an impossible dilemma.

Here's hoping your day is packed with less suspense than a CTU briefing and filled instead with laughs bigger than Chloe O’Brian's patience threshold. May you celebrate this year without rogue assassins interrupting or presidential crises popping in at dinner-time—for once! Thanks for teaching us life’s eternal lesson: there's nothing that can't be fixed within 24 action-packed hours—cake included.