Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on July 19, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Evan! Another year older and wiser—though let's be honest, you're Italian; aging just means more charm and better pasta skills. Your recent successes have been nothing short of legendary: from mastering Nonna's secret lasagna recipe to finally perfecting your espresso game (we've all noticed the caffeine-fueled brilliance lately). You're truly living la dolce vita!

Here's hoping this next chapter brings even greater adventures—and fewer kitchen mishaps. May you continue dazzling us with your humor, kindness, and unmatched ability to turn any gathering into a memorable festa italiana. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!