Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on April 01, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Evan Newton! Your reflexes are sharper than ever—even birthday cake stands no chance getting past you. Ever since your MLS debut with Houston Dynamo back in 2011, you've successfully guarded goals and stolen hearts along the way.

Each year brings more unforgettable dives and epic saves—but thankfully you're pretty good at guarding against age too! Hope today is just like one of those amazing matches you've had: thrilling moments followed by smooth victories that become timeless highlights.

Here's to another year filled with plenty of excitement but fewer penalty kicks. Enjoy your big day, goalkeeper extraordinaire!