Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on November 26, 1987)

Happy birthday to Evan Royster, Penn State's own running machine turned Redskins' second-season phenom! From slicing through Big Ten defenses at Happy Valley to leaving linebackers dizzy in D.C., you've always been a true star. Who knew sixth-round magic could run that fast?

Hope your day is filled with laughter brighter than stadium lights and moves smoother than those impressive rushes from back when you led the charge on game days. After all these years, you're still scoring touchdowns—in our hearts at least—and tackling life better every season.

Enjoy celebrating another trip around life's gridiron—keep outrunning aging gracefully!