Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on December 22, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Everson Griffen! From dominating at USC to becoming a Vikings legend since your NFL debut in 2010, you've tackled quarterbacks with the same enthusiasm most people reserve for birthday cake. Your relentless energy and fierce sacks have made Sundays unforgettable—unless you're an opposing QB.

Whether it's celebrating after another epic sack or firing up teammates on game day, you always bring unmatched passion and intensity. Here's hoping this year brings as many victories off the field as memorable moments you've given fans over the years. Enjoy your special day—you've earned it more than Kirk Cousins earns guaranteed money!