Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on May 19, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Evgeny Kuznetsov! Watching you skate circles around defenders since your NHL debut in 2014 has been nothing short of magical. Your creativity on ice is so impressive, we're convinced you've secretly installed rocket boosters in your skates. Remember that iconic overtime goal against Pittsburgh in 2018? Penguins fans still wake up sweating from nightmares about it!

Here's to another year of dazzling dangles, cheeky celebrations, and making goalies question their career choices. May your birthday be filled with as much joy as you bring Capitals fans every game night—just don't party too hard; we need those silky moves intact!