Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 10, 1986)

Happy birthday, Ezequiel Garay! Watching you guard Benfica’s defense was like witnessing a masterpiece unfold—opponents often left scratching their heads, wondering if the ball had magically vanished. Your skillful tackling and rock-solid presence made forwards reconsider careers in gardening.

And who can forget your adventures with Real Madrid or those legendary appearances for Argentina since 2007? From Champions League battles to international glory moments, you've danced circles around attackers elegantly enough to give Messi some defending envy (well… almost). May your celebrations be as flawless as your tackles—not missing once. Here’s wishing more memorable victories ahead, legend!