Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on May 03, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Ezequiel "El Pocho" Lavezzi! You're the only winger we know who can dribble past defenders faster than most people scroll through Netflix listings. From lighting up Napoli's nights to dazzling Paris as PSG’s unstoppable force since your 2012 arrival—your celebrations are just as legendary as your goals.

It's no wonder Argentina came calling back in 2007; they needed someone whose smile could distract opponents almost better than his footwork does! May your birthday cake be sweeter than a last-minute winning goal and may you party harder (but safer!) than after scoring against rivals. Stay awesome—you ageless sensation!