Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on March 18, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Fabian "Spartacus" Cancellara! May your celebrations be smoother than the cobblestones of Paris-Roubaix and more thrilling than those legendary breakaways that left rivals gasping. With victories in 2006, 2010, and again in 2013 at Roubaix—plus conquering Flanders twice—you've pedaled straight into cycling immortality.

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as crossing the finish line solo after a daring attack on Oude Kwaremont or Carrefour de l'Arbre. Keep spinning through life with style; may every year ahead feel like another triumphant ride down memory lane—but without saddle sores! Cheers to you, Spartacus!