Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on December 20, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Fabian Schär! You're the only defender who can tackle opponents and hearts simultaneously. Ever since your stellar debut with FC Basel in 2012, you've been making strikers reconsider their career choices—while charming fans across Switzerland.

From joining the Swiss national team in 2013 to scoring crucial goals at major tournaments, you’ve proven defenders aren't just about stopping goals—they score them too! May your birthday be filled with fewer yellow cards and more cake slices. Keep defending like a fortress and smiling brighter than stadium lights; here's hoping this year brings even greater victories (and maybe another sneaky header)!