Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on January 31, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Fabio Quagliarella! You're aging like fine Italian wine—still scoring goals that defy physics and logic. From your stunning long-range screamers at Udinese to the unforgettable bicycle kicks with Juventus, you've always had a flair for making goalkeepers question their career choices.

And let's not forget your remarkable journey back into Italy's national team after turning 35—a true inspiration proving age is just a number (and yours seems stuck in its prime). May you continue surprising defenders and delighting fans everywhere; here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching one of your legendary strikes hit the net!