Let's make this birthday one to remember.

43 years old (Born on January 22, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Fabricio Coloccini! The man whose hair alone defended Newcastle United better than most center backs ever could. Since joining the Magpies in 2008, your fearless tackles and commanding presence have made you a legend at St James' Park. Who needs superheroes when we've got Colo at the back?

From Deportivo La Coruña to Newcastle, you've shown class, grit, and style—both on and off the pitch. Your leadership as captain guided us through tough battles and unforgettable victories alike. May your birthday be filled with joy—and may your curls remain forever glorious! Cheers to you, Colo!